There's no reason for it to be 5:00 p.m. and dark as night outside.

If I wanted that, I'd move to Alaska. But the ratio sucks up there. And it's cold. So I'm here. In "sunny LA."

But oh DST, you're a whore for taking my sunlight away from me. "Well, you have more daylight in the morning now," you say?

Great. Good idea. The only person this benefits is my grandma, who gets up that early to either wait for the newspaper to arrive or do laps around a shopping mall.

I'd rather you take a few hours of daylight from my mid-afternoon. I'll eat lunch in the darkness. It even sounds cool.

Maybe the Earth will stop spinning. I wish I was Superman. He'd make it happen.

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