If I was Brit Brit, I would pose for Playboy already.

She wants to be considered edgy? She wants to less a girl, more a woman? She wants to prove she's not yet pregnant so she can continue chain smokin' Marlboros?

Do it.

I have no doubt she'd get paid INSANELY for it. We're talking break-Hugh's-bank-dough. But it would be the easiest $$ he ever spent. No doubt. I've had many conversations with various friends on what Playboy cover/pictorial would transcend porn. Inject it right into the bloodline of the mainstream public.

Britney would have to top the list. The Olsen Twins would be up there, however unsettling it is to think about. There'd probably be a couple of A-list actresses like Julia or Natalie Portman for kicks.

But it all come down to Ms. Spears. Her window of time is shortening. For in a couple years, the possibility will be there but the big bucks won't.

Do it Brit. And provide enough $$ for your impending trailer park progeny to eat Cheetos 4 Life.

Our apartment has been a constant barrage of Playboy:The Mansion lately. Highly recommended. That, coupled with these pictures from The Superficial, brought on this mishmash.

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