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You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...

has there ever been a movie so endlessly relevant to the American workforce as Office Space?

i had a workday that just made me appreciate the movie ever more. and i've had at least 100 of those same workdays at the young age of 24.

i had my own "meeting with the Bobs" today. the more they talked, the more they thought they were getting across this huge big plan, this grand overarching scheme to get everyone on the same page, increase production, etc.
meanwhile, all i could think about was the fact that these guys knew nothing. not one single thing. nothing about me or about the other completely frightened workers they were calling into their conference room. nothing.

maybe they'll promote me. maybe not. i've already labeled my stapler. and if for some reason i'm canned, i'm taking it with me.

and i'll burn the whole place down. figuratively.
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