paris is more beautiful-er than you...
i once interviewed paris hilton right before the first season of "Simple Life."
it wasn't really like talking to a wall. but maybe a wall with lipstick and high cheekbones? i started switching it up and asking her non-serious questions at the end.
"are you really an alien?" then i leaned in really close.
but i really wasn't. but of course...she didn't know that.