I watched American Idol last night.

Some of the girls are really bad. Like bad bad.

Then there is Amanda Avila. She's not a very good singer. But she sure is purty. So purty that I want to make multiple babies with her that will instantly become gratuitously hot and really tall supermodels. With sharp wits. We'll all rent an RV and drive around participating in beauty contests and streetball challenges. Every now and then, I will let one of the children participate in a Road Rules, a Real World or a Challenge. Then, it's back to the grindstone of winning money by being beautiful and really really tall. There will be singing, but only of Journey songs.

I have many dreams. But this is just the most recent and most sexy.

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