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hip hip hooray...

Friday, October 29, 2004

office depot guys...

Thursday, October 14, 2004
Everytime I drive by Office Depot on Sunset Blvd., I see those guys wanting to solicit their help moving something.

I'm tempted to pick them all up in my pickup truck (if i had one), buy a dozen cases of beer from Ralph's (Michelob Ultra probably) and just get plastered watching daytime soaps and talking about our hopes and dreams.

And we can move my couch a quarter of an inch away from or closer to the wall. Just to make us feel as if we accomplished something.

funny like a clown

Thursday, October 07, 2004
I'm scared of clowns.


It feels better just to get that out in the open.


Tuesday, October 05, 2004

I woke up with the strong urge to watch "Muppet Babies" this morning.

I don't know if it's a longing to grasp onto cherished things of my youth. Or maybe I had a dream in which I was a Muppet Baby myself.

I'm confused. But I still want to watch it.

Little Fozzie was the pimp.