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tis the season to be horny...

Wednesday, December 22, 2004


These are so being made by me for a family gathering...

Gingerbread Kama Sutra

1 cup butter softened
1 1/2 cup white sugar
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
4 tablespoons salt
1 egg
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 teaspoons ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
Decorator frosting tubes in white, black, red and yellow
Cinnamon candies

christmas time is coming...

Friday, December 17, 2004


I can't wait for Christmas.

I still think the best part about Christmas is being able to turn on your TV to TBS (or TNT or whatever) and find "Christmas Story" on. ALL DAY LONG.

It's glorious. I think I know every line by heart by now.

That is comforting.

closer...

Friday, December 10, 2004
Can I just say that after seeing "Closer," I would gladly part with my immortal soul to know Natalie Portman in the biblical sense. As Christopher Walken said on SNL, "Wow. Wowee wow wow!!"

And Clive Owen is awesome. Give the man the Bond title. Now.

Kickass movie. Fumbs way up.