conversation finishers...
One year ago today...I met the Conversation Finisher.
"conversation starters are funny things.
sometimes you're talking with someone, be that a girl, a guy or a phone sex operator, and you just want to kick the conversation into overdrive. or even the "danger zone," a la Top Gun.
"hey, you have a cat. i'm allergic to cats."
OR
"man, what about that bush guy? he's craaaazy."
OR EVEN STILL..
"wow, those breasts really bring out your blouse."
well, yesterday i heard what i will denote as a conversation FINISH-ER.
in a friendly conversation with 2 girls about plastic surgery, one (who will rename nameless) dropped the following conversation finisher.
"yeah i need some of that vaginal rejuvenation surgery. because my (name synonymous with cat) is really blown out."
and then, i puked in my mouth. just a little."
Miraculously, we are still friends. And she hasn't changed one bit.
"conversation starters are funny things.
sometimes you're talking with someone, be that a girl, a guy or a phone sex operator, and you just want to kick the conversation into overdrive. or even the "danger zone," a la Top Gun.
"hey, you have a cat. i'm allergic to cats."
OR
"man, what about that bush guy? he's craaaazy."
OR EVEN STILL..
"wow, those breasts really bring out your blouse."
well, yesterday i heard what i will denote as a conversation FINISH-ER.
in a friendly conversation with 2 girls about plastic surgery, one (who will rename nameless) dropped the following conversation finisher.
"yeah i need some of that vaginal rejuvenation surgery. because my (name synonymous with cat) is really blown out."
and then, i puked in my mouth. just a little."
Miraculously, we are still friends. And she hasn't changed one bit.
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