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conversation finishers...

One year ago today...I met the Conversation Finisher.

"conversation starters are funny things.

sometimes you're talking with someone, be that a girl, a guy or a phone sex operator, and you just want to kick the conversation into overdrive. or even the "danger zone," a la Top Gun.

"hey, you have a cat. i'm allergic to cats."

OR

"man, what about that bush guy? he's craaaazy."

OR EVEN STILL..

"wow, those breasts really bring out your blouse."

well, yesterday i heard what i will denote as a conversation FINISH-ER.

in a friendly conversation with 2 girls about plastic surgery, one (who will rename nameless) dropped the following conversation finisher.

"yeah i need some of that vaginal rejuvenation surgery. because my (name synonymous with cat) is really blown out."

and then, i puked in my mouth. just a little."



Miraculously, we are still friends. And she hasn't changed one bit.
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Wow, read that and thought it sounded familiar! :)  



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