inanimate object discussion about tonight's game...
Oscar T. Grouch: "I'm so bummed. I live in a trash can. And the Pope just died."
Gorilla: "Woohoo. Go Heels!!"
Oscar T. Grouch: "Apparently, Jessica Alba's got a boyfriend. Life sucks."
Gorilla: "Straight to the top. Shake 'em. Don't break 'em."
Oscar T. Grouch: "At least Gore's getting his own TV network. That's breathtaking news."
Gorilla: "Kick the tires and light the fires, y'all. Yeehaw."