She's going to Alaska!!!
With her perpetual hotness, she'll melt the ice.
Then there
will be the eventual melting of ice caps, tornadoes in LA and killer wolves roaming the ice-covered streets of NYC. OH GAWD WHY!!
In all actuality, why does she need a ticket to Alaska??
When I can give her
this.
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(A) I love that song. My mom played it when I was a kid.
(B) Psst... I think she's just flying the Alaska *airline.* But don't tell.
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