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letter to paris hilton's agent/manager...

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To the Agent/Manager of Paris Hilton,

I'm a huge fan. It would be really cool if you remade the 1987 classic Mannequin, starring Andrew McCarthy, but with Paris in the Kim Cattrall role. Only in this one, the guy doesn't kiss the mannequin and she stays a mannequin for the entire movie. The end.

Sincerely,
Me

p.s. I'm so excited about House of Wax I could happy slap someone.

This entry was posted on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 5:26 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 5:57 PM

And instead of her being saved by the woodchipper in the end, she becomes sawdust. Yeah!  



Posted by Blogger Rev. Manny Festo on 6:42 PM

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Posted by Blogger Rev. Manny Festo on 6:55 PM

Yeah, just like her sex video.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 7:44 PM

holy crap does that movie rule!  



Posted by Blogger erl on 9:39 AM

andrew mccarthy is HOT.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 7:56 AM

I'm so excited to see that movie too! I think Paris may die in it though.....grapevine gossip.  



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