letter to paris hilton's agent/manager...
To the Agent/Manager of Paris Hilton,
I'm a huge fan. It would be really cool if you remade the 1987 classic Mannequin, starring Andrew McCarthy, but with Paris in the Kim Cattrall role. Only in this one, the guy doesn't kiss the mannequin and she stays a mannequin for the entire movie. The end.
p.s. I'm so excited about House of Wax I could happy slap someone.