Today's Imaginary Last Chance Conversation Between the Dawson and Joey Potter

Dawson: "It's in the newspapers. Pictures are everywhere. I just want to hear it from you, Joey."

Joey: "Yep. We're dating."

Dawson: "Because you are my best friend, my first love, the only girl for me, forever and ever and ever and ever..."

Joey: "Yeah. About that..."

Dawson: "Now you're being taken away from me by some movie actor."

Joey: "He's a movie star! Didn't you see Top Gun?"

Dawson: "I have the Top Gun poster!"

(He, of course, starts crying.)

Joey: "That's not enough, Dawson. It's true. Tom Cruise (yes, this guy) is more of a man than you. I choose him."

Dawson: "OH GAWD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

(Insert Shawshank Redemption-like crane shot of Dawson holding his hands up to the sky as the wind blows and rain pours down upon his sorry sorry being)

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