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tara reid might have stolen my cell phone...

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I'm usually not one to start hurling accusations at stars of movie classics like Alone in the Dark or Body Shots, but:

I do believe Tara Reid might have stolen my cell phone.

There. I said it.

On the pains in the ass list, losing one's cell phone has to be near the top. You lose all your numbers you've built up, all the pictures you might have saved, etc. And cell phone companies LOOOOVE when people lose their phones. Because it usually means that, unless you had loss insurance on it, you're either A) buying a whole new one for an assload at retail price or B) you're getting another one cheaper but you have to sign your celluar soul away for a longer contract.

So, NOW, not only is the cell phone company screwing me but Tara freakin' Reid is screwing me too?? I'm sorry to be so middle school about this but, NUH UH. I ain't down with that.

The evidence is out there. Both Tara and I were at Cabo Cantina this past weekend. And in all the pictures, a cell phone that looks a helluva lot like mine is sitting in front of her.

Maybe Tara and I drunkily ajolted like in Freaky Friday and she picked up my phone by mistake? Maybe she was eyeing my phone the whole day because it's bright and shiny and she likes bright and shiny things? Maybe I gave it to her as a drunken gift and I didn't know it?

I don't know. I just know I want my cell phone back, Tara Reid. I've always defended you when you've sloshed yourself all over Hollywood burping and laying your boobies out everywhere. But this is where I draw the line in the sand. Right in front of my cell phone. Which you may or may not have stolen.

I just want the truth to come out. Everyone please spread the word. And, Tara, call me. Because I've tried calling you and you ain't answering my phone.

(Pic via EVERYWHERE. Seriously, Tara, everyone knows.)
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Posted by Blogger Sonoria on 4:41 PM

I thought you were circling Tara's boob.  



Posted by Anonymous Krissy on 8:38 PM

Ahh, so THAT'S what I missed the other night.
10 bucks says that when you called me and said "I'm propping myself up so I don't fall down," it was Tara's boobies supporting you.  



Posted by Blogger Carrie on 7:34 AM

what a bitch she is!  



Posted by Blogger lindsey on 9:23 AM

Mitzzee I agree. Clearly she is nothing but a dirty thief, and must be exposed as one. Hell, she's already exposed herself in every other way possible.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 5:17 PM

get a life losers. what a bunch of bullshit. stole your phone. What a dumb fuck are u? Fucking retarded moron i guess :)
ow btw: u suck  



Posted by Blogger justin on 5:20 PM

Thanks for playing.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 6:35 AM

big up tara is fit!!!!!!!  



Posted by Blogger pink playboii on 1:17 AM

lol you are seriously hilarious, that is absolute ludacris for you to even think for a second tara reid this stunning girl stole your phone. she is a celbrity bursting money our from her mouth spitting it shitting it growing it on her trees .. so y the hell would she steal your phone for you freak btw i bet 10 people around you had the same fone you were just to buisness cheaking our tara and then you were gonna pull out your fone to grab her number coz you saw her fone out and thats when you wanted to blame it on her  



Posted by Blogger justin on 9:45 AM

You are really really smart.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:22 AM

ya im sure its your fuckin cell phone buddy.god what kinda dumb fuck are ya?  



Posted by Anonymous shawna on 11:10 AM

what's a pink playboi? tara reid doesnt just steal cell phones, she will also steal your soaps from your bathroom. seriously, she has a problem with boundaries  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 6:47 PM

I love when people get so angry they can't spell or make sense! ROFLMAO!!!!

Bernadette  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:25 AM

tara reid is fucking sexy and all the girls who wrote bad stuff here are just jealous of how sexy she is and how there not!  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:28 PM

Dumb shit is only trying to increase page hits. Fucker. George Takei will OWN YOUR ASS! CAPITAL LETTERS!!!  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 3:09 AM

haha your gay, yeah she so stole your phone :P wot an attension call. its not like shes poor n can't buy her own phone and heaps of people have the same phone seriously she came all the way from hollywood to steal your phone... hmmm sounds convincing. well i had fun reading it but if you are for real go find something at least realistic to get attension for.  



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