From today's Variety:
On June 28 at 8 p.m., NBC premieres "Average Joe 4: The Joes Strike Back." Latest incarnation of the dating skein is expected to have a twist, though the net isn't saying just yet what that is.

Okay. I admit there were parts of the other Average Joe seasons that I found amusing. And I don't watch that much reality TV, so that's saying a lot.

-The fact that female fans orgasmed so much over Adam that they brought him back for the second season. Nice guy. Huge-ass gums though.

-Then there was one Jennifer girl whose face still haunts my soul. Actually an Average Jane revolving around her would be a helluva show. Bring in a bunch of studhorses and watch them all try to avert their gaze from her penetrating eyes.

-Brian Worth. What can you say about this guy? Classic.

-The finale of the last season in which the Larissa chick told the guy who picked her that she used to date Fabio. So the guy dropped her immediately. Possibly the most awkward reality episode ever made.

But back to this twist. What could it be? My only idea is that maybe they'll put all the Average Joes in a fraternity house that they'll renovate with the help of Ty Pennington. Then, they'll have a "housewarming party" where they'll invite a bunch of sorority girls over, throw them down a well and lotion them up for days on end ("Would you pretty please put our lotion back in the basket??"). The last one to survive wins a group date. With multiple hugs.

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