Guys, someone cut the wrong wire (aka cable).

And it caused my ride back from the Arby's drive-thru to be twice as long as normal, due to the traffic lights being off. And that, in effect, caused my cheddar on my Arby's Beef & Cheddar to coagulate. So now, I'm freakin' pissed off and looking for answers on CNN. Give me answers, Wolf Blitzer!! No spin!! Answers!!

In all seriousness, I just tasted my Arby's Beef & Cheddar and it's completely ruined. I hope the incorrect cable cutter is happy.

EDIT: I just saw the President say these exact words on "The Situation Room." It was a clip from his address down in New Orleans today:

Reporter: Where were you when you realized the severity of the storms?

Bush: Uhhh, I was...I knew a big storm was comin, uh, on Monday. That's why I spoke to the country on Monday morning...about it. I said, "There's a big storm coming. I had presigned emergency declarations in anticipation of a big storm coming. (interrupts questioners to finish) Which by the way is extraordinary. Most emergencies the president signs after the storm has hit."

Uhhhhhhh huh.

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