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jack bauer would have cut the correct wire...


Guys, someone cut the wrong wire (aka cable).

And it caused my ride back from the Arby's drive-thru to be twice as long as normal, due to the traffic lights being off. And that, in effect, caused my cheddar on my Arby's Beef & Cheddar to coagulate. So now, I'm freakin' pissed off and looking for answers on CNN. Give me answers, Wolf Blitzer!! No spin!! Answers!!

In all seriousness, I just tasted my Arby's Beef & Cheddar and it's completely ruined. I hope the incorrect cable cutter is happy.

EDIT: I just saw the President say these exact words on "The Situation Room." It was a clip from his address down in New Orleans today:

Reporter: Where were you when you realized the severity of the storms?

Bush: Uhhh, I was...I knew a big storm was comin, uh, on Monday. That's why I spoke to the country on Monday morning...about it. I said, "There's a big storm coming. I had presigned emergency declarations in anticipation of a big storm coming. (interrupts questioners to finish) Which by the way is extraordinary. Most emergencies the president signs after the storm has hit."

Uhhhhhhh huh.

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Posted by Blogger Geoff on 5:32 PM

It's either electric scooters, or no comments at all.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 5:44 PM

Dude.

Electric scooters.  



Posted by Blogger Avatar on 5:57 PM

You eat at Arby's? Dude.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 6:03 PM

Arby's is the bomb.  



Posted by Blogger Meme on 6:36 PM

that, my friend, is a gaddamn stinking shame.  



Posted by Blogger Jonathan on 6:45 PM

What a moron.

I mean, who gets the beef and cheddar at Arby's anyway? The chicken bacon & swiss is far superior.  



Posted by Blogger Keith on 7:12 PM

Wait... there's an Arby's in Los Angeles? Why was I not informed of this?  



Posted by Blogger justin on 7:21 PM

Near Sunset & Gower.  



Posted by Blogger Neil on 9:08 PM

Should we be telling the terrorists that one wire pretty much closes down the city?  



Posted by Blogger A Course In Miracles on 9:21 AM

What a country..!?!

Getting your dick sucked will get you impeached but letting a whole city suffer because...who the hell knows why? doesn't even get you a slap on the wrist.

Man this is a strange place.  



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