Three things I learned from last night's Billy Bush-less Access Hollywood:

1) The Desperate Housewives chicks are practically chugging Hate-orade and purging themselves just to puke it back on each other's faces. Hate really is too short of a word for it. Only another reason to LOVE this show with all my being.

2) Matthew McConaughey has jumped a pool-full of sharks with his pickup truck. First there was this. Now, he's co-hosting AH with Nancy O'Dell?? Does anyone else believe that if you called him up, he'd probably drive you to the theater, carry you to your seat and mouth-feed you Raisinets like a baby bird??

3) And I thought KFed was walking by my desk to say hello to me. It turns out that he was being all danky just to try to sell me his old crappy home videos. KFed, that was very un-dude of you.

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