i already judged like infinity singing contests at scout camp...
In a perfect world, Paula Abdul would be out, the Dynamite would be in and conversations such as this would become a weekly Tuesday thing:
Scott Savol: "Do you think people will vote for me?"
Napoleon: "Heck yes! I'd vote for you."
Scott Savol: "Like what are my skills?"
Napoleon: "Well, you kind of look like a giant baby. And you're really good at beating up chicks. Plus you're like the only guy on the show who has a rapist goatee."
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