she's just not into you when she ditches you at the altar, cuts off all her hair and runs to new mexico...
Is this guy selling a book or something?
I really don't know how it feels to have a bride run away on me. But I did play a lot of hide and seek as a kid. And if someone went to hide and I had to spend multiple minutes looking for them AND THEN ask all my friends and their friends and even the cops for clues--only to find they've just gone to McDonald's without me-- I would be mega-pissed. Hell if I would play hide and seek with them EVER again. And I sure as hell wouldn't be on FOX News, Good Morning America and The Today Show saying, "I still want to play hide and seek. I haven't given up. Take off your towel and let's play."
What a wuss.