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she's just not into you when she ditches you at the altar, cuts off all her hair and runs to new mexico...

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Is this guy selling a book or something?

I really don't know how it feels to have a bride run away on me. But I did play a lot of hide and seek as a kid. And if someone went to hide and I had to spend multiple minutes looking for them AND THEN ask all my friends and their friends and even the cops for clues--only to find they've just gone to McDonald's without me-- I would be mega-pissed. Hell if I would play hide and seek with them EVER again. And I sure as hell wouldn't be on FOX News, Good Morning America and The Today Show saying, "I still want to play hide and seek. I haven't given up. Take off your towel and let's play."

What a wuss.

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Posted by Blogger Justin on 3:04 PM

Towels excite you, do they??

It reminded me of the time I got my head caught in the dryer. Not fun.  



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