After picking up my daily cold coffee drink this morning, a bum confronted me in the parking lot of Starbucks. Being a regular change-giver-outer, I reached in my pocket for the few dimes and a quarter I had leftover.

But, out of nowhere, I was flummoxed as he instead started lauding Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith while using excited bum hand movements.

This bum didn't want change. He had morphed into Spoiler Bum!!

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

I said it all in slow motion as I tried to do a juke move out of his spoiler way. Unfortunately, I was too slow as his right hand, now in light-saber mode, swiped my Mocha Frappuccino and its remnants spilled throughout the air.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

It was too late. The parking lot pavement was now enjoying my Starbucks. And as Spoiler Bum kept saying something or other about Mace Windu dying and Palpatine and blah blah blah, I jumped into my car and sped away.

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