john walsh: the debbie downer of all promotional parties...
"Hey guys. It's me. John Walsh. You know, I host America's Most Wanted. Oh come on. You've never seen Adam? Uhhh...no. I wasn't in it. I can't believe you've never seen it! What's it about, you say? Well it's based on a true story about me, my wife and son..."
Yes, everyone. No one ruins a slamming beer party like John Walsh.