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In an interview with E!'s Patrick Stinson, Tara Reid drops a tidbit on the direction that this year's Wild On is going to be taking:
"I'm Willy Wonka and I'm going to show you the Chocolate Factory."
As you read this, Wonka Candy has rushed into production the newly imagined favorites, but with a twist. They include Totally Bombed Bars, Slutterfingers and their most popular, the Everlasting Whorestoppers. Oh, and don't forget the contest. One out of of each 100,000 candy items shipped will include a golden ticket. You can use your imagination as to what that wins you. Wink wink.
(Link via Golden Fiddle)
You've never seen Wild On, have you?
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"I'm Willy Wonka and I'm going to show you the Chocolate Factory."
Boy, that's a line from a porno movie if I've ever heard one...
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