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bea arthur: not up for a role in mission impossible 3...



So...in the last four hours, as the Dude would say, shat has come to light.

Tom Cruise, according to Liz Smith, has his gamma rays set on this girl for the role of Hot Chick That Might Be Bad But Probably Will Die Just Minutes After Sucking Face With Tom 2.0.

I have a few different theories, Liz Smith.

A) You're old.

B) Tom 2.0 hasn't cast any females yet. Instead, he's given every female in Hollywood a super secret sexy decoder ring. And at a certain time in the future, as he deems fit, he will become all Captain Planet-like and call a select few to do his bidding in MI-3 (SALMA HAYEK, BREASTS!!).

C) In a race to save time, he might just start calling out names, through gossip sites such as yours or during interviews, who are not up for a role in the movie. Actually I like this option best. Therefore, it is true.
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Posted by Blogger jm on 10:10 PM

wait...what about lindsay lohan??... that's what ive been hearing...  



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