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win a date with mischa barton...

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[pic circa Mischa after she reads my poem]

Okay. So the poetry contest prize isn't technically a date. But it's a step in the right direction. And that direction is sweet sweet love.

Soooo...fingers crossed, I just sent in my entry below.

Me + Mischa = Foreverscha

Mischa Mischa
Last name Barton
If you were cigs
I'd buy a carton

I'd call you Virgina Slim
You'd call me Ultra Lite
We'd give each other backrubs
Hot love all night

People made fun of you
When you barfed on Haley Joel
But I said good for him
Cause he now looks like a troll

Which brings us to your boyfriend
About twice my size
But I think I can take him
Just distract him with pies

We'll run far away
Maybe take a hot air balloon
Start a family on an island
It'll be just like Blue Lagoon

(Link provided by Miss Lindsey. May the best poetician win.)

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Posted by Blogger CaptSmakk on 2:31 PM

Nice one. You'll be starting a poetry war with Linds. I'll have to join in soon...after much alcohol.  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 2:57 PM

Demands schemands.

I stand by my original masterpiece.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 6:15 PM

I entered that too. I wrote a haiku. It went something like this.

You fake lesbian.
You cannot act at all, girl.
Go eat a sandwich.  



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