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lohan totally effs up her car...





Okay, I'm sure you've heard the latest Lohan news.

If I would have been there right when it happened, instead of half an hour to an hour later, I would have consoled her someway. Showed her a magic trick. Shoved a few mozzarella sticks down her throat for laughs. Maybe played some classic Billy Ocean "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car??"

Luckily, she's okay.

Her car, on the other hand, is "tow up."

Related: That car costs a minimum $489K (roughly 461,321 Wendy's Frostys)

Also related: Herbie Goes Bananas

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Posted by Blogger matt on 10:00 AM

"Her car, on the other hand, is "tow up.""
ahahaha. this is the first time i've literally laughed out loud today.
nice one.  



Posted by Blogger 323 Gal on 11:25 AM

Her car, on the other hand, is "tow up."

That's it. YOU RULE.  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 1:03 PM

I'm sure she tricked it out with some airbags, NOS and an emergency puke reservoir.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:11 PM

"I'm sure she tricked it out with some airbags"

Much like herself.  



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