last night's huge stakeout at paris hilton's house...
Is Paris Hilton at the center of a huge crime drama??
Why was there was a huge cavalcade of vehicles at Paris's crib in the Hills O Hollywood last night? Someone said it was for a noise violation, but there were like THREE POLICE CARS and TWO SUV'S outside. That's a lot of man power for a noise violation. Could it be linked to Nick Lachey's disappearance? The Lakers' home opener loss? The fact that her boyfriend, Starving Nachos, poured a beer on a homeless dude's head? Pandemic Flu Dot Gov?
INTERNET, I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
UPDATE: Damn you, Internet. I want a much sexier truth!!