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donnie darko pulls a fast one...



I have a good feeling I won't be invited to this wedding.

You see...Donnie Darko and I have one of those "love-hate relationships." I love his girlfriend. He hates me. Okaaay, I really don't love his girlfriend. But I do like to pretend that I do when he's around. Just 'cause he gets so pissy.

Some of you might remember this incident.

Then, I thought they were broken up. So...when I'd see Kiki at the Coffee Bean on Beverly or Donnie at the Whole Foods on Fairfax, I wouldn't stir it up like I usually would have. A smile and a wave. Sometimes even a head nod. But that's it.

Now, I see I've been taken advantage of like a middle school girl after half a bottle of Boons Farm. They were never broken up. They were just acting. Their best acting ever, maybe?? Well, all I have to say is: that is beat up, yo. You two are no fun.

I hope you have a nice happy life together with your 1.5 bubble-headed, bad-tennis-playing, bunny-talking-to, pre-pubescent vampire children.

And I take back all the smiles, waves and head nods.

So there.
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Posted by Blogger matt on 10:30 AM

awesome.  



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