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second place: first place loser...



Well, the 78th annual National Spelling Bee is over.

And, luckiliy, we have an exclusive:

The Inner Monologue of the Father of Samir Sudhir Patel (aka 1st place LOSER):

"Holy smoke. I am so exasperated I could bludgeon someone with my pen. Or this other pen. Or even that other one. He has shamed our progenitors in a way that is most fallacious. Roscian!! Roscian!! Any dunderhead with half of an encephalon knows how to spell that. I am so ashamed I might just take off my ceremonial parent ribbon. What a discombobulation this has become. If another reporter lapidates me with one more incommodious inquest, I just might detonate with anathema."

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Posted by Blogger Unknown on 7:45 PM

"he has shamed our progenitors..."
now there's a line i will try to slip into everyday conversation as frequently as possible.  



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