What is she splayed out on? A couch bed? This is the worst cheating whore babysitter picture ever. Seriously. I demand a re-take.

Sad sad news about Mr. Jude Law coming from Babysitterland. Christina Applegate just fainted. The Nanny Diary chicks are pissed. And I just saw Mary Poppins punch a kid in a wheelchair.

What did you expect? Did anyone else see Alfie? I just feel sorry for the poor kid that must have found out. Did he walk in on them mid-coitus? That conversation must have been entirely awkward.

Jude: Ummm, yes. Hi (Insert kid's name here).

Babysitter Whore: Cheerio.

Kid: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING????????!!!!??????

Jude: Well, I'm paying your nanny. What does it look like I'm doing?

Kid: Oh. Carry on.

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