If anyone sees Karl Rove on the street, tell him I'm looking for his lying ass. He said Mariah Carey's areolas were the size of nickels. Those look more like Silver Dollars to me, Karl.

Come on, people. What is the big deal? Her dress/outfit fell off? I'd be more surprised if she came on stage and actually sang a good song. Or told a joke. I'd watch that. But borderline PG-13 nudity?? Nah. These pics just show her wife beater shifting a bit, but big deal. Unless someone catches on tape her entire epidermis falling off to reveal a giant koala bear that knows how to juggle, I'm not really "that interested."*

*All of this is a lie. If someone has said footage, I will jump through hoops of fire wearing a lighter-fluid sweater for it. I'm the guy that still watches that Cribs episode (with Mariah crawling into her tub) and thinks, "Man, what a day to hold a boom mic."

Edit: Drat. Curse You Internet/Photoshop/World!!

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