Pee Wee's Big Adventure, 1985


Ummm...today.

Back in 1985, if you would have told the 5-year-old me that, 20 years from now, Pee-Wee would not be a gigantic superstar of Brad Pitt-sized proportions AND Dottie would be super duper hot but in an admittingly slutty way (I can be honest), I probably would have thought you were smokin' the crack rock. But there's the proof.

Sorry. But this coupled with the fact that there's going to be a sequel to Road House (without Swayze??? WTF!!) AND a remake of Summer School (without Chainsaw?? WTF!!) has me kinda dazed. You could probably tell me that they were remaking The Boy That Could Fly but with Claymation and I wouldn't even bat an eye.

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