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terrorism not phat...



What a perfect day to fly back to Los Angeles! The terror alert level is at orange, there's hurricanes a comin' AND we're currently under a tornado watch. That coupled with the fact that I just ate Mexican and hate flying with a PASSION makes this the most enjoyable experience of all time.

Hopefully, I'll be back to posting tomorrow about things that don't include me possibly dying. Until then, here is a picture of me riding an imaginary airline I will just call "Air Unicorn." Because unicorns are awesome and they don't make you wear a seatbelt. Or make you turn off your cell phone. Or take away your only in-flight snack. AND they'll drop you off ON your house. Seriously, think about it, unicorns. Start a union.


p.s. I'm so happy that my throwaway entry about trying to post from my grandmother's computer finally pushed me into "racist" and "politically incorrect" territory. I tried to think of a unicorn joke to appease both camps but I'm stumped. Sorry Anonymous.
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Posted by Blogger MichaelPop on 1:56 PM

Normally I'd say "someone should blow up US Airways because they suck so much" but that might sound crass in light of recent developments.

Enjoy your PRETZELS.  



Posted by Anonymous Jiggavegas on 4:00 PM

do unicorns fly?

I thought that was pegasus(ses? si?)

But "Air Pegasus" sounds stupid. So, okay, "Air Unicorn" it is.

PS: Unicorns are white. And they like virgins, so they're also probably right-wing Christians. There's your racist, politically incorrect tie-in.  



Posted by Anonymous Jay on 7:08 PM

What do you expect Justin, I'll be pulling out the race card as always. Are you still that upset at me you refer to me as anonymous?

PS:Thanks for the Scrubs plug!  



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