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terrorism not phat...



What a perfect day to fly back to Los Angeles! The terror alert level is at orange, there's hurricanes a comin' AND we're currently under a tornado watch. That coupled with the fact that I just ate Mexican and hate flying with a PASSION makes this the most enjoyable experience of all time.

Hopefully, I'll be back to posting tomorrow about things that don't include me possibly dying. Until then, here is a picture of me riding an imaginary airline I will just call "Air Unicorn." Because unicorns are awesome and they don't make you wear a seatbelt. Or make you turn off your cell phone. Or take away your only in-flight snack. AND they'll drop you off ON your house. Seriously, think about it, unicorns. Start a union.


p.s. I'm so happy that my throwaway entry about trying to post from my grandmother's computer finally pushed me into "racist" and "politically incorrect" territory. I tried to think of a unicorn joke to appease both camps but I'm stumped. Sorry Anonymous.
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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 7:08 PM

What do you expect Justin, I'll be pulling out the race card as always. Are you still that upset at me you refer to me as anonymous?

PS:Thanks for the Scrubs plug!  



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