lock, stock and two magic bullets...
Dear Magic Bullet Infomercial,
I love you. I know it might be too soon. But I do. I love you more than a person should legally love an infomercial. People talk about our love and say that it will never last. I just look at them, give them a knowing glance and say, "It does any job in ten seconds. Step to that."
I even wrote about our love in today's issue of SMRT-TV. I'm hoping everyone will read it with understanding and appreciate that what we have...is true. Truer than raindrops, roses, whiskers on kittens, etc. It's a Sade type of love.
Love and dicing capabilities,
Me
The best part is the smoking granny! But the zeal is infectious, it's the most watchable infomercial since the flowbee.
Posted by Anonymous on 6:41 AM
Nate and I love Berman. He is the only informercial character who stays cynical throughout the entire segment. Who is he?
Plus, we love those magic bullet quotes: As fast as you say 'Bob is your uncle, Becky's your aunt'. I have never even watched an infomercial for more than a minute, let alone multiple times.
Love you, Berman.
mallie
Posted by Henry on 1:40 AM
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