lock, stock and two magic bullets...
Dear Magic Bullet Infomercial,
I love you. I know it might be too soon. But I do. I love you more than a person should legally love an infomercial. People talk about our love and say that it will never last. I just look at them, give them a knowing glance and say, "It does any job in ten seconds. Step to that."
I even wrote about our love in today's issue of SMRT-TV. I'm hoping everyone will read it with understanding and appreciate that what we have...is true. Truer than raindrops, roses, whiskers on kittens, etc. It's a Sade type of love.
Love and dicing capabilities,
Me
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3 comments:
Posted byThe best part is the smoking granny! But the zeal is infectious, it's the most watchable infomercial since the flowbee.
Posted by
Nate and I love Berman. He is the only informercial character who stays cynical throughout the entire segment. Who is he?
Plus, we love those magic bullet quotes: As fast as you say 'Bob is your uncle, Becky's your aunt'. I have never even watched an infomercial for more than a minute, let alone multiple times.
Love you, Berman.
mallie
Posted by
Great Job! Remarkable post with great and admirable content. I will look forward to your future update.
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