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friends don't let friends smoke huge boxes of weed...


A Stakeout Conversation Betwixt Gary & Steve (FBI Agents)

Gary: Dude, this is a ton of weed.

Steve: Gary, I know. You already said that.

Gary: And why can't we steal it again?

Steve: Because we're federal agents. And this was a stakeout.

Gary: I could buy America with all this weed.

Steve: Hurry up, man. We have to box the rest of this stuff up.

Gary: I will smoke this entire box. It's a gigantic doobie box.

Steve: You can't smoke boxes.

Gary: Who are you, Mr. Wizard? Of course you can.

Steve: Really. How, exactly?

Gary: (LONG pause) Light it on fire. Set it under a tree. Climb up the tree.

Steve: What if someone catches you?

Gary: I'll just say I thought the box was exploding.

Steve: You are a complete idiot.

Gary: Do you have any matches? Hold it while I lick the edge.

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