friends don't let friends smoke huge boxes of weed...
A Stakeout Conversation Betwixt Gary & Steve (FBI Agents)
Gary: Dude, this is a ton of weed.
Steve: Gary, I know. You already said that.
Gary: And why can't we steal it again?
Steve: Because we're federal agents. And this was a stakeout.
Gary: I could buy America with all this weed.
Steve: Hurry up, man. We have to box the rest of this stuff up.
Gary: I will smoke this entire box. It's a gigantic doobie box.
Steve: You can't smoke boxes.
Gary: Who are you, Mr. Wizard? Of course you can.
Steve: Really. How, exactly?
Gary: (LONG pause) Light it on fire. Set it under a tree. Climb up the tree.
Steve: What if someone catches you?
Gary: I'll just say I thought the box was exploding.
Steve: You are a complete idiot.
Gary: Do you have any matches? Hold it while I lick the edge.