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i'm somewhere in LA...


I took a wrong turn somewhere.

I think I'm in the middle of Los Angeles. But I'm not sure. It's a nice day and I don't have to work until 5 pm so I thought it would be a good idea to drive around and enjoy the sunny weather.

Three sticks of gum later, I'm at a Fluff and Fold laundromat talking with a old woman named Pam about Jane Pauley's talk show. Apparently there was an entire segment on big-boned women and their self esteem on today's show. Pam was very put off by the entire thing and says she's not going to watch it again. I feel for her. I'm taking a stand and saying I won't be watching it either.

I can't believe this Fluff and Fold has internet access. I had to wind the computer with a handcrank and there's a small Asian man counting down the minutes I have left. He's right in my ear. FIVE...FOUR.

I feel like I'm in Vietnam. I'm so under the gun.

I think I have a bad gum-chewing habit.

This Asian guy is really starting to piss me off. I think I'm going to challenge him to a game of Ms. Pacman.

Ummmmmm...time's up.
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Posted by Anonymous Jiggavegas on 1:12 PM

Sorry you got lost: Take two rights at the Invincibility Dot and you should magically reappear back where you started. Good luck.  



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