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kong underwhelmed by own trailer!!!



RAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Kong underwhelmed!!! Fire agent!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Me think Director Man blew load too soon! Should have kept Kong under wraps longer! Kong like suspense!! Kong like foreplay!! ARRRRRGGHHH!! Why movie look like Xbox game?? Kong hate constant blue screen!! GRRRROOOWWWL! Looks like Jack Black miscast!! Me mad!! Crush trailer!! KONG star, NOT Black! His bad acting might ruin back-end profit deal for Kong!! RRRRRRRRR!!! Dinosaurs so over!! Bore Kong!! RAAAAWWWLLL!!! Naomi Watts no return Kong calls!!! Kong angry but understand!! Remind Kong watch 21 Grams!! Movie excite Diddy Kong!! ARRRRRRHHGG!! Director Man use bad camera angle for Kong! Add 10 pounds!! KONG DEPRESSED!!! Kong quit sequel!! RAAAAARRRRR!!!
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Posted by Anonymous stochasticgirl on 6:54 PM

This must have been a fun post for you to write.

*grunt*  



Posted by Blogger Jesse on 9:25 PM

*worships justin and sir king kong*  



Posted by Blogger Cory on 7:09 PM

This is great, Kong. You should review more new releases.  



Posted by Blogger DavidPoole on 2:25 PM

Mothra not happy Kong trying to steal thunder. Mothra review movies for Nagasuki Daily. Mothra MADDDD!!!!! SSSKKKRRRRREEEEEAAAACH!!!!!!  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 11:36 PM

This movie looks horrible.

And Adrian Brody looks like some old monster from a Godzilla movie with that monstrous nose.

-JD  



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