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orlando bloom's publicist either asleep or dead...


Uhhhhhhh...

Playing an elf with long flowing blonde hair = Not cool

Believably playing the biggest wussy known to man in Troy = Not cool

Making a Cameron Crowe movie look terrible = Not cool

Breaking up with Kate Bosworth repeatedly off and on = Not cool

Appearing in ads containing the words "not cool" = Not cool
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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:49 PM

just glad to see him NOT playing some eighteenth century warrior type

-JD  



Posted by Blogger mance01 on 2:07 PM

Also, boycotting shampoo = not cool. Wash your frikkin' hair Orlando.  



Posted by Blogger Cory on 4:45 PM

Being named after a gay novel - not cool.  



Posted by Blogger lindsey on 8:22 PM

getting that restraining order against me after he caught me outside of his house ONLY TWICE = not cool  



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