orlando bloom's publicist either asleep or dead...

Uhhhhhhh...
Playing an elf with long flowing blonde hair = Not cool
Believably playing the biggest wussy known to man in Troy = Not cool
Making a Cameron Crowe movie look terrible = Not cool
Breaking up with Kate Bosworth repeatedly off and on = Not cool
Appearing in ads containing the words "not cool" = Not cool
just glad to see him NOT playing some eighteenth century warrior type
-JD
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Also, boycotting shampoo = not cool. Wash your frikkin' hair Orlando.
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