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dr phil's son ruins my foursome dream...



Back in 1998, I was a college freshman with a dream. And that dream was to someday marry all of the Dahm triplets. Erica, Jaclyn, Nicole and I...together forever. We would have bought one of those quadruple bikes and rode down the Santa Monica beach sidewalks eating ice cream and talking about our favorite "Young & The Restless" episodes. We would have spent late nights discussing politics, the environment and the trade relations between the U.S. and the countries of the Pacific Rim. We would have home-schooled all twelve of our daughters and started the most popular Sea World show of all time, entitled Hot Chicks, Their Moms & Some Seals. It would have been no ordinary love, Sade-style. And it would have been perfect.

But then Dr. Phil's son had to go out of his way with his piercing blue eyes AND SCREW IT ALL UP!!!!! Today's news:

The son of TV psychologist Dr. Phil has proposed to former Playboy playmate Erica Dahm, one of the triplet Dahm sisters.

Jay McGraw, 26, got engaged to Dahm in Dallas, Chandler Hayes, a spokesman for Dr. Phil McGraw, said Monday.


I feel like a part of me(yes, maybe the immature college part) has just died. I bet someone has a Polaroid picture of me somewhere and I'm disappearing, like in Back To the Future. If I knew how to play the guitar like Marty McFly, I'd do the same thing and go back to the exact moment when Dr. Phil Jr. and Dahm #2 met and just start rockin' and rollin' in a hope to distract them from falling in love. Or maybe I'd just beat him over the head with the guitar and run. Depends on the location and if I could flee at the top speed of 88 mph, I guess. Someone should really loan me their Delorean. Please. Don't deny me my dream.
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Posted by Blogger kristine on 1:01 PM

sorry dude, but screw your dream!

i want to see little phil and his bride-to-be have a little heart-to-heart on national television.

"but son, how do you feel about your pootang being recognizable in at least 34 states? and, bunny--ahem--i mean-sugartits--erm...fuckmuffin. shit." [uncomfortable shuffling by all three...gasps in the audience]
Dr. Phil eyes the camera, "OH PLEASE. like you haven't cranked it to her before, as well!?"

fade to black.

awe-some.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 1:27 PM

Niice.

It's got to feel icky to get Old Hugh Hefner's sloppy seconds.  



Posted by Blogger lawkiid on 3:25 PM

As if Dr. Phil cranked it to anything... I think he's a robot, created by Oprah, to someday be distributed by Harpo Inc. for home use.
Those triplets are almost as hot as one Eva Longoria... imagine she had two hot twin sisters... and they somehow got into a fight with the other triplets, and it was at an awards show, and hot dresses got ripped off, and hair was flying everywhere.... wow... er.. ah... I gotta run!!  



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