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tom cruise's dark family tree secret...



I'm so confused now.

Is Scientology really a "religion" that provides protection for superhero descendents? Does this mean Katie Holmes didn't get that job because of her acting ability? Wasn't Nicole Kidman in a Batman movie? Wait...if Maverick had superpowers, this means Goose didn't have to die!!! What an ass! And if Katie Holmes just played Batman's girlfriend in Batman Begins, kissing Tom Cruise is, in a roundabout way, like kissing his grandma!!! GROSS!!! Tom Cruise is CRAZY!!!

Also, Kevin Bacon was in A Few Good Men with Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise is related to Batman. That's two degrees, guys. Bacon's practically half-superhero. I knew it. No regular human actor gets that many roles.

Tom Cruise's Family Tree [Ancestry.com]
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