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if nicole poses for playboy, i quit life...



Here's my thing about Playboy: if I open the magazine I expect big breasted girls fully nude and posing in provocative positions that involve furniture. I don't want artsy. I don't want just topless pics. I don't want girls hiding behind things or in shadows. And I sure as hell don't want a girl that looks like a boy with her ribs sticking out. I could be cliché and say that I just puked in my mouth after reading this crap. But I won't. I'll just say that I puked in somebody else's mouth and then they went to the restroom and puked it out for me. That's the kind of stuff I pay my personal assistant for.

Will Nicole Go Nude [National Enquirer]
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Posted by Blogger Reagan on 10:49 AM

best title ever.  



Posted by Blogger Keith on 11:23 AM

Playboy is supposed to feature attractive women. Someone go down there and rub the publisher's head against a screen door and say "NO!"  



Posted by Anonymous Chris A. on 11:38 AM

I seriously don't need to see either of those tooth picks in the nude. I like a little meat with my chicken bone.  



Posted by Blogger Jenny on 9:01 AM

if she does, everyone should revolt and protest purchasing the issue she is in. i'm sorry, but i'm not interested in naked stick figures.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 8:25 PM

Once I played 2moons, I did not know how to get strong, someone told me that you must have 2moons dil. He gave me some 2moons gold, he said that I could buy 2moons dil, but I did not have money, then I played it all my spare time. From then on, I got some 2moon dil, if I did not continue to play it, I can sell cheap 2moons gold to anyone who want.  



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