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another reason why all birthday cakes should be tongue birthday cakes...


Eat me, Gene says.

But, wait, that...can't...be...sanitary.

Okay. Or you could do that.

Wait. Whoa...

Dear Lord in heaven.

I was going to get one of those Baskin & Robbins ice cream cakes for my next birthday. But screw that. I'm getting about twenty of these. I don't even care what it costs. And I'm going to invite all five girls that I know, pump them with cheap tequila, sit them down in a room with the cakes and wait for something to happen. And it will happen. Or I won't allow them to leave the room. I'll just sit there all night with them making them feel guilty about how there's kids in Africa who would murder entire villages with a spoon for some sugar-filled tongue cake. Whatever it takes.

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Posted by Blogger LA on 7:49 AM

omg, can I be one of the girls??!  



Posted by Blogger Lons on 11:36 PM

I think it might only work if Gene Simmons personally attends the party.

Not that you couldn't just get Gene Simmons to show up at your next birthday. He can't be all that busy.  



Posted by Blogger Paul on 6:04 PM

I find it strange that I stared at that picture for so long. Where in the hell do you find these pictures?  



Posted by Blogger xanadian on 9:29 AM

*laugh!* that was just too hilarious. My birthday's coming up in a month...wonder what my friends would say if I asked for a tongue cake?

Depends on who's invited, I guess.  



Posted by Blogger kristine on 12:29 PM

yeah, it was really really hard to stop looking at the last few pictures. and not in an erotic way. it just looked really weird.  



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