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muscle & fitness invades "lost"...


(SPOILERS AHEAD)

HOLY FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!

Now who saw that coming?? There was actually something in that hatch at the bottom of the ladder. SOME FOREIGN MEATHEAD WITH GUNS!! I went to a concert last night so I had to Tivo it and I just watched it. But dayum. That's much worse than any monster or polar bear. Crap, the guy is stocked with protein shakes, steroids and some kind of creepy MS-DOS program with the computer monitor always on frowny face. Next week, he's probably going to challenge all the survivors to some kind of Ironman triathlon challenge and throw a boulder on the weakest link like in Lord of the Flies. No wonder "the Others" quarantined that dude. I wouldn't want to deal with his Atkins-diet-following, Mama-Cass-listening, let's-build-our-own-personal-Soloflex-out-of-some-bamboo-and-twigs bullshit either. Terrible.

Perfect episode, though. Five stars.

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:52 PM

I ended the episode yelling, "it's the guy from the stadium! IT'S THE GUY FROM THE STADIUM!!!"
I was alone. My neighbours must think I am nuts.
I agree five stars, at least!  



Posted by Blogger Reagan on 4:34 PM

not being someone who watches lost, i have no idea what you're talking about. that being said, why am i even commenting?  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 4:36 PM

B/c you obviously enjoyed that picture that I found through Google all by myself.  



Posted by Blogger [REDACTED] on 6:22 AM

Just so you know, Justin, this post made it into the Washington Post's Metro Express Blog Update Section last week. Page 49 of on this link. See, I wouldn't lie to you.  



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