please say someone was beaten with it, please say someone was beaten with it...
Unfortunately, no one was beaten with it. But someone in J Lo's posse (remember them?? ) did remember the first of the 5 Rules of Combat with Angry Women Owning Fake Legs:
1) Knock off the leg. She falls down.
2) Better yet...hide the leg. Make it a fun game for everyone.
3) Wondering where to hide it? How about somewhere you wouldn't expect to find a fake leg. Like at the Fake Arm Store.
4) If the owner of the Fake Arm Store starts to complain, hit him in the face with the fake leg. Then continue to hit him with every one of his store's fake arms. There should be a large variety to choose from there. If not, call shenanigans on the store owner for running a terrible Fake Arm Store!!!
5) Once the fake leg owner has learned her lesson, give it back to her and tell her about your whole fake appendage adventure. You'll all probably have a good laugh at this. Then, while she isn't looking, kick out her leg again and start the whole process over. Yay!!
p.s. If it seems like I have an obsession with prosthetic limbs, you'd be right. It all stems from having a first-grade classmate who had a fake arm with the little claw thingy. I was always afraid he was going to gut me to death when our class played Red Rover. Looking back, I guess that was wrong. Oh well. Here's a funny Heather Mills McCartney pic!!!
Heather Mills Loses Artificial Limb [Hello!]