why bums should be on mtv's "made" show...
Conversation I Had Today With Charlie The Bum (Who Sits Daily Outside the 7-11 Three Blocks From My Apartment on Sunset Blvd.)
Charlie: Heeey man! What's up! Haven't seen you in a while!
Me: Keepin' busy, man. Keepin' busy.
Charlie: What you been doin', man?
Me: Well, I work in TV.
Charlie: I love TV!!
Me: Me too.
Charlie: Did I ever tell you I wanted to be an astronaut?
Me: No, you didn't.
Charlie: Yeah, man. I wanted to go into space.
Me: That's awesome. Don't let that dream die.
Charlie: Hell, man. I'm way too old to go into space.
Me: Clint Eastwood went into space once. In a movie.
Charlie: No shit?
Me: No shit.
Charlie: Well, I'll be.
Me: Uh huh.
(Long awkward pause)
Me: All right. Later on then.