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a short public service announcement about drinking/video games...



Please trust me on this. I'm not all about stupid celebrity gossip tidbits. I'm about caring as well. So listen up. Whatever you do, don't let friends drink and play Marble Madness on 8-bit Nintendo. You might think that it's doable, that you can manuever these weird little orbs down a hill and through tubes and over bumps successfully, but it's not. It's downright maddening. Especially when you get down to the place where the rubber hammer thingees start trying to break you. Or the black marble starts being a douche and trying to knock you off for absolutely no reason at all. Or at the end where your marble is all of a sudden in space and paths start disappearing and reappearing again!! WTF indeed. It sucks. So, of course, don't drink and drive. But, also, don't drink, drive and play Marble Madness because it's really really hard. And geeky. But more hard than geeky.

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Posted by Blogger Unknown on 12:43 PM

you have no idea how much i play this game while intoxicated.  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 1:00 PM

Helena - Who's H&M? It sounds sexy.

Blagg - As much as Bad Dudes?

Jenny - It's about the madness of marbles. It's so simple.  



Posted by Blogger Unknown on 1:27 PM

has anyone gotten past that one level that's just nutso? i can't remember if its four or five. five, i think. by my approximation, stephen hawking on adderall couldn't pass that fucking level.  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 1:29 PM

I think you're speaking of the notorious "marbles in space" level. If so, no, I have not.

But I would pay cash money to see Stephen Hawking take it on.  



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