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can we take a technical time-out??



Ugggh. Emmy partying hurt head.

I was going to liveblog the Emmys. Then I looked around and everyone and their sister was doing that. Then, I thought, maybe I should liveblog the liveblogging of the Emmys?? But that was too confusing. So I decided to throw a huge Emmy bash with clowns, pinatas and strippers. But no one pitched in so I had to entertain everyone by myself! It sucked. Clowns are all about me!me!me! And strippers, man. Let me tell you. They hate pinatas.

But, as this broken Mr. T pinata that is staring me in the face is my witness, I will post something or other later on today. Until then, check out the very first issue of SMRT-TV's 2nd season. Besides hazing me, they have me writing daily TV blurbs over there now. So it's like a real job. But they pay me in fake Life money. And they don't give me the little cars. Or the little peg kids. So it's not as fun. In conclusion, I don't know what I was thinking in agreeing to do it. Oh well.
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Posted by Blogger kristine on 4:41 PM

so THAT's what you look like! nice ass!  



Posted by Blogger justin on 5:08 PM

Nope.

That's me. Over there. Telling the knight a secret.  



Posted by Blogger Jonathan on 5:31 PM

I'll just say that tonight's season premiere finds the Blum family at the Playboy mansion where everyone gets reallly naked and participates in a huge, sexy orgy involving pirates, midgets and whipped cream.

Man, that would be the best episode ever. Thanks for getting my hopes up.  



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