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when jennifer lopez smiles, she looks nothing like jennifer lopez...



Granted, a fresh Botox session can make smiling look a tad more difficult than it probably is. But, in theory, it's still supposed to turn you into the younger-looking version of yourself. Not Janice Dickinson. Although, that'd be a good trick for Halloween. I think I'd rather look like MacGuyver than Janice Dickinson, though. Then, while smiling, I'd be able to build the homeless some houses out of toothpicks and gum. Or fix the ozone with some bubble tape. Or, even better, fix the ozone with the homeless! Just staple some of them up there to cover those holes. I'm just kidding!! I would never use staples on the ozone. That's just wrong.

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Posted by Blogger Chris on 5:22 PM

Dude, that's strange. It's like she's a wax dummy of Jennifer Lopez in the first pic.  



Posted by Blogger The Baxter on 6:13 PM

rest assured her ass looks the same in both pics...wide. adorable yet wide!  



Posted by Blogger xanadian on 9:46 PM

She looks waaay to plastic. She could make a good Stepford wife.

Maybe.

I bet it hurts for her to smile. It sure looks like she's in pain. Or something.

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Posted by Blogger Paul on 11:44 AM

Um, I hate to be the bearer of bad news... But that picture on the left is J. Lo. The one on the right -- no idea who it is but it ain't the jiggly Gigli.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 11:56 AM

Sorry, PD.

Both are definitely J.Lo.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 3:27 PM

When Jennifer Lopez smiles she still looks like a man. Why doesn't anyone comment on this? She has a big, manly shaped face. Not that hot.  



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