It hurts me to see Lincoln Hawk this way...
Why is Sylvester Stallone so gosh darn sad looking?
A) He flexed so hard he bruised his bicep
B) The guy whose porch he's on, while frightened, punched him in the bicep
C) He's remembering that horrifying shower scene in The Specialist
D) He just realized he's old and crinkly looking
E) All of the above