It took me about an hour.

But I finally did it.

My friend, Cory, whose Jdate account has yielded nothing but a "school of wildebeest" thus far, is looking for Love. Notice the capital.

Be of note that Cory is a)sensitive and b) shy. He's the guy that sometimes has to be prodded to talk to the ladies. Considering this, extreme situations call for extreme-er measures.

That's where Women Behind Bars comes in. These ladies are desperate for some beefy man love and Cory's eventual letters to them are going to be like gumdrops from heaven.

Actually, Cory looks kinda like this dude. But with curly hair.

After close consideration, I've narrowed the long list down to three contestants:
1. Jami - You have to know that this girl is getting constantly shower-molested.

2. Stephanie - A Jewish princess?? Hiyo. She also has "strong morals."

3. Cynthia - Ummmmm...yep.

That's it. Let the sexiest jailbird win.

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