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today's obvious lesson about coaxial cables...



I just got in from the 99 cents store. I was there buying a cheap-ass coaxial cable in order to watch Dodgers Opening Day. This conversation occurred at the checkout:

Old Man: "So, what kind of dog do you have?"

Me: "Excuse me?"

Old Man: (pointing at the coaxial cable) "Dog. What kind do you have?"

Me: "Ohhhh...this isn't a leash. It's a coaxial cable. That'd probably get me in some major trouble."

Old Man: "Oh yeah. Right."

*In conclusion, this guy was obviously insane. Is he hooking up his cable with his dog's leash? If you see a PO'ed old guy walking his dog with a coaxial cable, please call the proper authorities.

*Go Dodgers!!
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Posted by Anonymous krissy on 1:42 PM

Woah woah woah, hold up. Are you home? How else an you watch Opening Day? Beyond that, you don't have cable... So... OWW, my brain. Hon, I'm confused-ed-ed.  



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