where the $%^& you been, chris tucker??
Today's Imaginary Interrogation with Chris Tucker (post arrest)
Cop: "Yo Chris, man. I loved you in Friday!!"
Chris: "Thanks man. I appreciate it."
Cop: "Rush Hour, man. Awesome."
Chris: "Yeah. Cool, man. Are you letting me out now?"
Cop: "Dawg, where have you been since Rush Hour? You were HUGE!"
Chris: "Didn't you see Rush Hour 2?"
Cop: "Uhhhh...I think so. Was Jackie in it?"
Chris: "Yep."
Cop: "That's it?"
Chris: "Yep."
(Uncomfortable prison silence)
Chris: "I hosted the NAACP Image Awards twice. (pause) Forgot that."
Cop: "Get the hell out of here."
See also: Jen Lindley NOT DEAD!! Just knocked up.
okay, where have a i been? when did duckface start dating fucking heath ledger?!! so unfair.
Posted by Anonymous on 2:55 PM
Jen Lindley's not dead?? JEN LINDLEY'S NOT DEAD?!!! Score one for the Jen in all of us!
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