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where the $%^& you been, chris tucker??



Today's Imaginary Interrogation with Chris Tucker (post arrest)

Cop: "Yo Chris, man. I loved you in Friday!!"

Chris: "Thanks man. I appreciate it."

Cop: "Rush Hour, man. Awesome."

Chris: "Yeah. Cool, man. Are you letting me out now?"

Cop: "Dawg, where have you been since Rush Hour? You were HUGE!"

Chris: "Didn't you see Rush Hour 2?"

Cop: "Uhhhh...I think so. Was Jackie in it?"

Chris: "Yep."

Cop: "That's it?"

Chris: "Yep."

(Uncomfortable prison silence)

Chris: "I hosted the NAACP Image Awards twice. (pause) Forgot that."

Cop: "Get the hell out of here."


See also: Jen Lindley NOT DEAD!! Just knocked up.

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Posted by Blogger erl on 11:23 AM

okay, where have a i been? when did duckface start dating fucking heath ledger?!! so unfair.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 2:55 PM

Jen Lindley's not dead?? JEN LINDLEY'S NOT DEAD?!!! Score one for the Jen in all of us!  



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